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"Stool Days"

Written by Vince Gargiulo and Gene Focarelli – © Gargerelli - All Rights Reserved

I was born with 17 hogs.
I was born with 24 dogs.
I don't know what I'm suppose to do,
Steppin in hog ..and dog poo poo!

I grew up to join the elite,
But that smell remained on my feet.
I've tried everything short of voodoo,
But I still smell….poo poo

I know that I'll go to hell,
Cause God won't take me, not the way I smell.
St. Peter will say, "Son don't I know you?"
And I'll say, "St. Peter I'm the guy who stepped in poo poo!"

I was sittin with my girl on a bench.
She said, "Vinnie. . . what's that stench?"
I said that's why I'm feelin' so blue — (unfit)
I'm covered in . . . . poo poo — (dog shit).

Every night when we go to dance,
And I try to make some romance,
But I got that stuff on my shoe,
And it's called . . . . Poo poo.

I know that I'll go to hell,
Cause God won't take me, not the way I smell.
St. Peter will say, "Son don't I know you?"
And I'll say, "St. Peter I'm the guy who stepped in poo poo!"

I was born with 17 hogs.
I was born with 24 dogs.
I don't know what I'm suppose to do,
Steppin in hog ..and dog poo poo!
Steppin in hog ..and dog poo poo!
Steppin in hog ..and dog poo poo!


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