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"Maynard G Krebs"
Written by Vince Gargiulo and Gene Focarelli – © Gargerelli - All Rights Reserved
When we first went out you didn't like the clothes that I wore
I changed my look but you said you weren't quite sure
I bought a new car I thought was your style
But when I showed you, you didn't even smileI'd take you out to see the finest shows
Fancy dinners cavier and even a rose
But when you looked at my face and started to stare
I thought to myself maybe I should add some hairOh I grew this beard so you might think diff'rent of me,
I thought that you would like me with a snazzy trimmed goa- tee.
But you broke my heart when you called me, Maynard G. KrebsYou said you loved ballet so we went to see Swan Lake.
You loved the show but I barely stayed awake.
I once watched movies that were right up my alley.
But now you've got me watchin' "When Harry Met Sally."You always said that you liked the macho look.
But I fell short when you said I looked like a schnook.
I dropped ten pounds cause you said you wanted me thin.
But then I thought that I would decorate my chin!Oh I grew this beard so you might think diff'rent of me,
I thought that you would like me with a snazzy trimmed goatee.
But you broke my heart when you called me, Maynard G. Krebs.Oh I grew this beard so you might think diff'rent of me,
I thought that you would like me with a snazzy trimmed goatee.
But you broke my heart when you called me, Maynard G. Krebs.