Saggy chest won't you point right up.
What's ya hanging down there for?
Saggy chest won't you point right up.
Won't you get them off of the floor?
Saggy, saggy, saggy chest
Don't you know you are the best
My little saggy…
Saggy chest they hang to your feet,
Don't ya know that's quite insane?
Saggy chest how do you pick them up?
Oh you probably use a crane.
Saggy, saggy, saggy chest
Don't you know you are the best
My little saggy…
Saggy, saggy, saggy chest
Don't you know you are the best
My little saggy…